Famous One-Liners from our Caddies:

Types of Golf Shots

1. Dolly Parton - fat, but playable

2. Zolla Bud- ugly, but a good runner

3. Elephant Ass- High & Stinky

4. F.I.S.H - Fuck It's Still Here

5. Thurman Munson - a dead yank

6. Ally McBeal - very thin shot

7. Condom Shot - safe, but didn't feel good

8. Hitler Ball - dead in the bunker

9. Bill Clinton - a putt that looks at the hole, but doesn't go in

10. Madonna - a putt that goes both ways

11. Laura Davies - a putt that doesn't look straight, but it is

12. Monica Lewinsky - a putt that is all lip & no hole

13. Rock Hudson - a putt that looks straight, but it ain't